Year 2025. In Borgomanero, a city in Africa, some nuclear weapons were being tested, when something went wrong.
After that event, a duck was hit by the radiations. The duck absorbed the radiations and began to grow. It grew so much that in 2027 it ate the Earth. In 2028 it ate the time. In 2029 it had eaten all the Universe. Everything was inside the Great Cosmic Duck.
Year 2030. Since the Duck had eaten everything, also God lived inside it. God was omnipotent, but it couldn’t do anything to let out the Universe from the Duck. So it decided to live in it. He became a really good friend of Massimiliano Latorre and Salvatore Girone, the Italian marò. One day, while the marò and God were going to the market to buy kebab and sushi, the Almighty had an idea. He wanted to move from his reign to the desert, just for the sake of it. He decided to build a castle in the Sahara desert, but he needed help, even if the was omnipotent.
God told the marò about his idea, but Latorre said: “We are far from the Sahara, it would take years to get there”. He was right, in fact they were in T. Tasso Street, in the city of Centrodibergamo, Italy. But God, that is omnipotent, gave Massimiliano and Salvatore the ability to fly. So they bought 66 kebabs and 6 portions of sushi and flew to the Sahara desert. There they started building God’s new castle. It took 6 days to build it and the 7th day they rested. The building was huge and God was very satisfied.
77 weeks later, Latorre was sleeping in the castle, when he suddenly woke up. He had heard a familiar noise. He looked outside the window and saw his worst nightmare.
He saw Satan, also known as Il Diaulo, coming towards the castle with an army. The army was formed by Indians. The Indians were a population of Asia. Massimiliano and Salvatore were captured by this population in 2013 and they only escaped in 2020.
They were accused of shooting two Indian fishermen, but they were innocent. Now Il Diaulo was on the point of attacking God and the marò. Immediately Massimiliano ran down the stairs and woke up God. God took the Folgore, stolen by Zeus the Fake, and struck the Indian army with it. Satan, as soon as he saw his army defeated, ran away. The marò and the Almighty had won the battle, so they returned home and ate the kebabs that they had bought before. While they were eating, the doorbell rang.
Girone opened the door and saw a man. He was Baron Huttins the Spesso, that had came from his mansion, called Dimora Segreta Estiva dell’Huttins. But this is another story.
Written by Mattia Vegetti & Giulio Cavagna, 2B Ls
